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Sacrilegious
Bag worship s51e04
Sanctity
Multiple breasted Frenchwoman s38e04 s48e04
Sandy
"That's convenient" s49e06
Satire
Seated in a more elevated position s43e06
Satsuma
Japanese wrestling when sitting down s64e04
Saveloy
A hotel for sausages s57e04
Saxophone
Hotline to a salt supplier s37e05
Scampi
Fraudulent urine sample s63e06
Scandal
Footwear you should be ashamed of s44e04
Scandals
Sandals with socks s48e04
Scar Tissue
Problem attaching a DVD to the television s49e02
Scarf
To eat in Knightsbridge s37e03
Scarface
An accomplished knitter s59e04
Scintillate - 1
Go at it till the small hours s69e06
Scintillate - 2
To commit adultery until breakfast s43e04
Scoobydoo
A responsible dog owner s40e02
Scrumpy
Relieving yourself during a rugby match s68e02
Scrutineer
What MFI tells you to do s51e01
Scum
"It has arrived" s42e04
Scurrilous
A mouse with no legs s45e05
Sealegs
The eggs of the seal s44e04
Sealion
An instrument for pressing seals s46e05
Secular
How the Queen describes her wheels s65e02
Semolina
A system of signalling with puddings s45e05
Senile
What to do in Egypt s46e04 s69e04
Sentiment
The perfume he intended to buy s44e02
Serpentine
Fluid for getting paint off snakes s51e01
Servile
Philip Green s67e02 s71e02
Sewage
Legal work s44e02
Sex
What the Queen keeps her coal in s48e04
Shack
Where Sean Connery keeps his coal s70e04
Shagpile
An experience both painful and pleasant s47e06
Shakespeare
Arab-owned seaside amusement arcade s67e06
Shambolic
Prosthetic testicle s47e02 s54e02
Shambolical
Padded Y-fronts s37e05
Shamrock - 1
Polystyrene boulder s48e06
Shamrock - 2
Tribute band s43e04
Shank
Sean Connery's sheep has drowned s54e02
Shares
That American singer who has had all that plastic surgery s60e06
Shavings
What Sean Connery puts in the bank s62e04 s65e04
Sheep
A French boat s70e06
Sheep Dip
Unpopular buffet item s52e04
Shellfish
A bit like a shelf s40e02 s67e04
Shingle
Sean Connery's definition of a bachelor s40e02
Shingles - 1
A game of tennis with Sean Connery s65e02
Shingles - 2
What Barry never orders late in the evening s42e05
Shire
A downpour in Gerard's Cross s58e02
Shit
What Sean Connery says to his dog s54e06
Shoddy
Bigears' unkept friend s61e04
Shoe Horn
A fetish s44e06
Shootout
Someone selling shoes at above their market value s65e06
Shrewd
A rude shrew s45e05
Shrink
An ice skating shrew s45e05
Shrub
An over-friendly shrew s45e05
Shrubbery
What Sean Connery says when he sends the chicken back in a restaurant s54e02 s56e04
Shuttlecock
A space chicken s52e06
Singapore
Jeremy Hardy s56e02
Singe
What Sean Connery confesses to in church s56e02
Ski Lift
The elation you feel after eating a yoghurt s49e03
Slippery
A bit like a slipper s42e04
Smelting
Jamaican for "nose" s64e04
Smirk
Somerset for "It's a Mercedes" s60e02
Smirking
A cigarette enjoyed in Hull s68e06
Snowball
Curt utterance from an umpire s54e06
Snowman
's a woman s52e06
Snuff box
Coffin s37e02 s48e02
Soaring
Too much fruit in your diet s48e04
Solder
A military man with an eye missing s57e06
Somersault
Sodium chloride only available between the months of June and September s71e06
Sophocles
Very tall comedian lying on a settee s71e04
Sorceror
Even more of a saucer s48e02
Sorcery
A bit like a saucer s63e02
Sorting
Jamaican rash s63e06 s64e04
Sounding Board
Melvyn Bragg's speaking voice s71e02
Soya Milk
I looked in your fridge s58e04
Spain
What you experience if you've been spunched s63e02
Spam
When my friend Pam arrives at the pub and I'm already drunk s67e04
Specimen
Italian astronauts s47e06 s70e04
Spectacular
A short sighted vampire s40e02
Spectator
A short-sighted potato s62e02
Spectoral
Dorset for "That's a muscle in the upper chest" s70e02
Speculate
24-hour opticians s50eSP2
Spinach
Skin irritation from sitting near Alastair Campbell s42e02
Splint
To run very fast with a broken leg s41e04
Splinter
Chinese 100 metre runner s48e06 s50e06 s58e06
Spoof
Person who is only pretending to be gay s53e06
Sprouts
The opposite of "sprints" s58eSP1 s69e06
Spruce
"Who's that old man in the wig?" s59e04
Stalagmite
Prison camp for fleas s46e02
Stalagtite
Pissed prisoners of war s39e06
Statuette
"What was that you had for dinner?" s50e06
Stencil
A very still pencil s61e04
Stifle - 1
A home for a pig designed along the lines of a Paris landmark s61e04
Stifle - 2
A lot of pigs s49e06
Stifle - 3
No room at the pig's home s47e06
Stifling
Scottish dance for pigs s47e02 s52e02
Stir Fry
To arouse Stephen s38esp3
Stockade
Meat based fizzy drink s43e04 s49e06
Stopgap
To campaign against competitively priced denim s50eSP2
Stucco
Hitherto unknown Marx brother s40e04
Stylist
Pig directory s39e06 s58e06
Stymie
A Jewish pig s45e05
Sub Judice
The Israeli Underground system s37e02
Subdued
A less than cool person s46e02
Sublime
Underperforming citrus fruit s68e02
Subordination
Installation of a priest underwater s57e02
Substitute
An underwater hooker s44e04
Suffix
Next to Kent s58e04
Suffocate
What Prince William has to do when his wife's in a mood s57e06
Suffocation
A week in Lowestoft s42e04
Suffragette
Package holiday flight s41e04 s56e02
Suggestive
A sexy biscuit s41e02 s65e04
Suitable
A cow s49e03 s49e03
Superficial
Person in charge of a broth s66e06
Superglue
A really lovely eskimo's house s51e06
Supersede
Clark Kent's sperm sample s40e02
Suppository
Someone you have always suspected votes Conservative s65e04
Surcharge - 1
Cash for honours s48e02
Surcharge - 2
- The five million pounds Philip Green needs to cough up to keep his knighthood s71e04
Surfer
Yorkshire settee s70e02
Sweet Trolley
An abundance of delightful trolls s39e06
Sycamore
Not as well as I used to be s38e06
Sycophant
When an anteater loses its appetite s62e06
Syllabub
To float like Cilla Black s41e04
Symbolic
Prosthetic testicle s60e02
Symmetry
A very neatly laid out graveyard s57e04
Systematic
A robot nun s45e05