- A La Carte
- Muslim wheelbarrow
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- Aardvark
- The toughest vark in all of Devon
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- Abacus
- Swedish swear word
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- Abatement
- Downstairs storage area used by men with science trouble
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- Abbatoir
- Three in a bed in a monastery
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- Aberdare
- To challenge Benny, Bjorn, Agnetha, and Anni-Frid
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- Aberystwyth
- A little "me" time while listening to Abba
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- Abscond
- To steal someone's cream tea
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- Academy
- School for compete bastards
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- Acne - 1
- A borough in East London, innit?
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- Acne - 2
- Walking stick for dyslexics
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- Acolyte
- Easy listening clarinet music
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- Acoustic - 1
- Perch for a dove
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- Acoustic - 2
- A Scottish cattle prod
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- Acropolis
- Italian for "Short back and sides if you don't mind"
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- Adamant
- The very first male ant
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- Adder
- Derbyshire expression meaning "I've slept with that woman"
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- Aerobic
- Chocolate biro
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- Aerofoil
- Chocolate wrapper
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- Aerospace
- Room for more chocolate
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- Afficionados
- Charity for orphan fish
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- Aggregate
- Farming scandal
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- Agog
- Half finished Jewish temple
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- Airbase
- Like air guitar but with only four imaginary strings
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- Airs on a G String
- Pam (Ayres) on Love Island
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- Alcoholic
- Someone who drinks more than their doctor
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- Alfalfa
- A dominant male with a stammer
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- Algebra
- A brassiere made of kelp
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- Algorithm
- Former US Vice President on drums
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- Allocate
- How you greet the Duchess of Cambridge
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- Alpaca
- What Italians say when they are going on holiday
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- Alphorn
- Muesli with dirty bits
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- Already
- To suffer from sunburn
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- Alter Ego
- A priest who is full of himself
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- Ambulate
- A hearse
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- Amish
- Rather like an arm
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- Analogy
- Makes you itch and sneeze
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- Animate
- To grow too fond of your pets
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- Antelope - 1
- An ant who runs away to get married
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- Antelope - 2
- To run off with your mother's sister
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- Antipasti
- Someone who hates Cornish food
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- Antique
- The shrill cry of the ant
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- Aperitif
- Dentures
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- Apocalypse - 1
- Distastrous collagen injection
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- Apocalypse - 2
- Get your mouth ready to kiss your arse goodbye
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- Appendectomy
- What Ant shouts when he wants a biro
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- Appetite
- Cheerfully drunk
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- Approximate
- A sort of friend
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- Arbitrate
- A pirate reminiscing about internet download speeds
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- Arboretum
- A dockside restaurant
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- Arcade
- Benefit gig for Noah
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- Archery
- Lying
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- Argosy
- "I'll go and have a look"
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- Argy Bargy
- Owner of a narrow boat in Buenos Aires
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- Arizona
- The person that 'Arry belongs to
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- Armature
- An old pirate
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- Aromatic
- Automatic crossbow
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- Arsehole
- Suddenly remembering the capital of South Korea
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- Arsenal
- The whole body
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- Arsenic - 1
- To steal buttocks
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- Arsenic - 2
- "I've just sat on a razor blade"
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- Arson
- To sit
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- Artefact
- Pretentious statistic
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- Artery
- Shooting arrows at paintings
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- Article
- To tease a pirate
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- Artistry
- History of Art
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- Asbestos
- Greek Antisocial Behaviour Order
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- Asking
- King of the bottoms
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- Aspergers
- Colonic irrigation enthusiasts
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- Asphalt - 1
- Constipation
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- Asphalt - 2
- Reason for bringing a court case against an ageing celebrity
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- Asphyxiated
- Very keen on bottoms
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- Aspic
- "Don't do that!"
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- Aspire
- The pointy bit on a church
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- Assassination
- Arrangement to meet a donkey
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- Asterisk
- The chances of being hit by an asteroid
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- Astigmatism
- Condition that gives you a distorted view of how good a driver you are
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- Atomic
- What you put in your gin with ice and lemon
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- Atrophy
- What I won for the 50 metre sack race
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- Audi A4
- What you say when you drop a heavy ream of paper on your foot
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- Auspices
- Where elderly cockneys spend their final days
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- Avocado
- To do ones supermarket shopping online
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- Avoidable
- What a cow with a headache does
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- Awestruck
- A truck for an 'orse
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- AWOL
- Dyslexic owl
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- Ayatollah - 1
- It now costs more to cross the Humber Bridge
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- Ayatollah - 2
- To flirt with a bell ringer
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