- Faculty
- No sign of the tea yet
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- Faint
- Vulgar version of "fisn't"
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- Fairy
- What cats feel like in Liverpool
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- Fairy Tale
- Beer made from ferrets
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- Faith
- What you wath with a faith flannel
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- Fajitas
- What gas is used for in Newcastle
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- Fallacy - 1
- Amusingly shaped
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- Fallacy - 2
- Like a penis
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- Fallacy - 3
- Cocky
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- Falsetto
- Fake ice cream
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- Farage
- A garage that won't accept Volkswagens
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- Farcical
- Bike that makes you look stupid
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- Farting - 1
- Something a long way from an Irishman
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- Farting - 2
- Irish for "star"
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- Fastidious
- The three old presenters of Top Gear
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- Faux Pas
- "He's not your Dad"
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- Feckless - 1
- Irish virgin
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- Feckless - 2
- An unsuccessful Irish Lothario
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- Fecund - 1
- The one before "Fird"
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- Fecund - 2
- Sixteenth century runner up
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- Fiasco
- Unsuccessful wall painting
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- Fibre Optic
- A bartender's measure for muesli
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- Fibre Optics
- The healthy alternative to eye candy
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- Fibrillate
- To pass on something that was said by Boris Johnson
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- Fiddle-de-dee
- Jack's violin
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- Fielding
- To find a bell in the dark
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- Filibuster
- Clumsy vet
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- Filofax
- Pastry so thin you can send it by telephone
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- Five-a-side
- To kill a boy band
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- Flabbergasted
- Appalled at how much weight you've put on
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- Flashpoint
- Hampstead Heath
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- Flattery
- Where you leave your flat when you go on holiday
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- Flatulence
- Emergency vehicle that picks you up when you've been run over by a steamroller
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- Flemish
- Rather like snot
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- Flibbertigibbet
- Dolphin gallows
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- Flinch
- An oriental songbird
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- Flippant
- An insect who maximises his expenses claims by redesignating his second home
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- Flirt
- Vehicle driven by a Geordie milkman
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- Floral
- Foreplay on the carpet
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- Florida
- More red in the face
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- Foaming
- Dodgy Chinese porcelain
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- Focaccia
- Bread with no interest in the Far East
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- Foible
- Something coughed up by a New York cat
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- Follicle
- A tiny little ruin built on a small hill
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- Fondue
- An affectionate sheep
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- Forbear
- "Look out! There's a bear on the golf course!"
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- Forbears
- A really terrible night for Goldilocks
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- Forbidding
- An auction room
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- Forecast
- To have cutlery protruding from your posterior
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- Forensic
- Overseas Vomit
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- Foreskin
- To compel relatives
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- Forlorn
- Instructions on grass seed
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- Fortified
- Comes between forty ford and forty dix
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- Fossilise
- Too late for glasses
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- Foxglove
- Basil Brush
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- Fragrant
- Sweet smelling tramp
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- Freebie
- An unattached insect
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- Freelance
- A giveaway spear
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- Freezer
- A jolly good fellow, and so say all of us
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- Frenzy
- A bit like an American sitcom
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- Frigate
- A ship that nobody cares about
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- Frisbee
- Insect with an afro
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- Frogmarch
- Third month in the French calendar
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- Frogspawn
- Blue movies for the French
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- Frugal
- A search engine for fruit
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- Fundamentalist
- Give money to David Icke
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- Furnish
- A bit like a fern
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- Fuselage
- Not many that big
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- Futon
- Japanese for "Christ! My back hurts"
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