- Series 1
- s01e01 - 1966-07-03 - The Offer
- Harold's been offered a job elsewhere, so when he discovers Albert has been drinking out of the cocktail cabinet, he begins to pack up his belongings
and leave his dad for good. However when Albert refuses to allow Harold to use the horse to move the cart full of his belongings,
Harold breaks down and the two go inside for a cup of tea.
- s01e02 - 1966-07-10 - The Bird
- Harold is going out every night, so Albert suspects that he must be seeing a girl. Determined to put a stop to the romance, he gets Harold to invite the girl back to the house for dinner.
Meanwhile, Albert puts the clocks forward so when she fails to show up at the right time, Harold thinks she has stood him up.
- s01e03 - 1966-07-17 - Sixty Five Today
- Albert's 65th birthday comes as a joke to Harold, who pretends to forget in order to wind him up.
- s01e04 - 1966-07-24 - The Stepmother
- Albert plans to re-marry, but Harold will do everything in his power to prevent it.
- s01e05 - 1966-07-31 - The Economist
- Harold tries to teach Albert about the economics of running a business. Using his new-found knowledge of bulk buying,
he then ends up buying 4,000 pairs of false teeth for £40, hoping to make a killing. Harold puts an advert in The Times,
but when they don't sell, he takes their last £10 and tries again, this time bringing home 400 World War II gas masks.
- s01e06 - 1966-08-07 - Wallah, Wallah, Catsmeat
- Hercules, the Steptoes's horse, is sick so the local rag and bone men pitch in to help.
- s01e07 - 1966-08-14 - The Diploma
- Harold decides to get out of the rag and bone trade, and get a diploma in TV repair, only for Albert to prove that he knows more about it than Harold does.
- s01e08 - 1966-08-21 - Steptoe à la Carte
- Harold meets a French girl, and falls for her When she meets Albert they talk about her family history and it becomes apparent
that Albert may have dated her grandmother while on leave during the first war with all its ramifications.
- s01e09 - 1966-08-28 - The Holiday
- For the first time ever, Harold plans to go on holiday abroad by himself instead of going to Bognor Regis with his dad.
Albert fakes a heart attack to stop him from going, and the doctor advises Harold to take him to Bognor.
- s01e10 - 1966-09-04 - The Bath
- Albert decides to have a bath while Harold's latest companion is due to come round for pre-bingo cocktails.
- s01e11 - 1966-09-11 - The Lead Man Cometh
- The business is doing badly and the Steptoes are having to break into their savings to keep their heads above water, and then a dealer in lead comes round
and sells them tons of lead at a cheap price, they then find out the lead was stolen when the police visit the yard.
- s01e12 - 1966-09-18 - The Musical Evening
- Harold has picked up some old gramophone records, which he's keen to add to his classical music collection.
- s01e13 - 1966-09-25 - The Bonds That Bind Us
- Albert has a windfall on the Premium Bonds.
- Series 2
- s02e01 - 1967-06-11 - The Siege of Steptoe Street
- The Steptoes have to defend their home from businessmen with court orders after they run up one too many bills.
- s02e02 - 1967-06-11 - Pilgrim's Progress
- Albert asks Harold for him to take him back to the Great War battlefield to think of the memories of the war, but whilst on the plane,
he upsets and insults the fighting legion of the French and the American, then gets into a fight with them.
- s02e03 - 1967-06-18 - The Wooden Overcoats
- Harold comes home with a cartful of coffins, much to Albert's horror.
- s02e04 - 1967-07-02 - Sunday for Seven Days
- Albert and Harold are getting ready for an evening at the pictures.
- s02e05 - 1967-07-09 - The Piano
- Harold is offered a piano for free, providing he moves it himself. He gets Albert to help, only to find out that it is on the top floor of a block of flats.
- s02e06 - 1967-07-16 - My Old Man's a Tory
- Harold and Albert clash over their opposing political views.
- s02e07 - 1967-07-23 - Homes Fit for Heroes
- Harold plans to go on a sailing trip around the world, and bung Albert in an old peoples home.
- s02e08 - 1967-07-30 - Crossed Swords
- The Steptoes take a porcelain vase to a West End antiques expert's shop.
- Series 3
- s03e01 - 1971-03-21 - A Death in the Family
- Hercules the Horse succumbs to a heart attack at the grand old age of 39.
- s03e02 - 1971-03-28 - Two's Company
- Albert reveals to Harold that he has asked a woman (Jean Kent) to marry him. When Albert brings her to the house, Harold realises that the very same woman was an old flame of his.
- s03e03 - 1971-04-04 - Tea for Two
- Harold and Albert's support for rival parties in the Shepherd's Bush by-election has drawn battle lines between them.
- s03e04 - 1971-04-11 - TB or Not TB
- Albert is wrongly thought to have tuberculosis.
- s03e05 - 1971-04-18 - Without Prejudice
- Harold is desperate to move from Oil Drum Lane after a noisy new motorway flyover causes irritation. However, the residents of the street that the Steptoes plan on moving
to object to the possible lowering of standards of the residents, not to mention the lowering of property prices...
- s03e06 - 1971-04-25 - Cuckoo in the Nest
- Albert's long lost Australian son turns up from out of the blue and causes Harold to be very jealous.
- s03e07 - 1971-05-02 - Steptoe and Son, and Son
- Harold is believed to be the father of an illegitimate son.
- s03e08 - 1971-05-09 - Robbery with Violence
- After accidentally knocking over Harold's porcelain collection, Albert pretends they have been robbed to cover it up.
- Series 4
- s04e01 - 1972-01-30 - Full House
- Harold plans an evening of cards with a group of friends.
- s04e02 - 1972-02-06 - Is That Your Horse Outside
- Harold falls for a rich married woman and thinks it's love.
- s04e03 - 1972-02-13 - The Lodger
- Harold's getting married, but what will the bride say?
- s04e04 - 1972-02-20 - A Box in Town
- Harold moves into an attic bed-sit flat.
- s04e05 - 1972-02-27 - The Three Feathers
- Albert gets stuck in a painful yoga position, while Harold reveals a new commode he has just picked up for a bargain price.
- s04e06 - 1972-03-05 - The Colour Problem
- Albert wants a colour television set....
- s04e07 - 1972-03-12 - And Afterwards At...
- s04e08 - 1972-03-19 - Any Old Iron
- Harold makes a new friend out of sophisticated antique dealer Timothy Stanhope. However, Albert suspects that Timothy's interest in Harold is something other than friendship.
- Series 5
- s05e01 - 1974-05-26 - The Desperate Hours
- Harold and Albert struggle to keep warm in the freezing house, then they receive an unexpected visit from two prisoners who recently escaped from Wormwood Scrubs.
- s05e02 - 1974-06-02 - Come Dancing
- Harold has a lady friend who enjoys dancing, but Harold himself cannot dance, so Albert teaches Harold the steps that he needs.
- s05e03 - 1974-06-09 - A Star Is Born
- Harold joins an amateur dramatic society for their latest play, Guilt: The White Man's Burden, at which he is unsuccessful.
- s05e04 - 1974-06-16 - A Winter's Tale
- Albert and Harold once again clash over the destination for their annual holiday.
- s05e05 - 1974-06-23 - Men of Property
- Harold and Albert find out that they don't actually own their house. They have to borrow £750 to buy the property. They hatch a scheme to schmooze the local bank manager for the loan.
- s05e06 - 1974-06-30 - Men of Letters
- After a game of Scrabble in which Albert uses several swear words, he and Harold argue over who will write an article for the church's centenary edition of the parish magazine, in front of the vicar.
- Series 6
- s06e01 - 1976-02-08 - Loathe Story
- After he tries to murder Albert in his sleep, Harold visits a psychiatrist to get to the root of his antagonism towards his father.
- s06e02 - 1976-02-15 - Oh, What a Beautiful Mourning
- Albert's eldest brother, George, has died, and the thought of another Steptoe funeral depresses Harold, but by the end of all the aggro, Harold and Albert agree that the funeral was worth going to.
- s06e03 - 1976-02-22 - Live Now P.A.Y.E. Later
- Harold discovers that Albert has "forgotten" to inform the tax department that his wife has died and has been cashing her pension.
They need to get their story straight before the taxman visits. Albert poses as his long-dead wife by dressing in drag.
- s06e04 - 1976-02-29 - Upstairs Downstairs, Upstairs Downstairs
- Albert is suffering (or so he says) from a bad back and is bedridden, so Harold has to take care of him on doctor's orders.
- s06e05 - 1976-03-07 - And So to Bed
- Planning to bring his new girlfriend home, Harold invests in a waterbed.
- s06e06 - 1976-03-14 - Porn Yesterday
- Harold discovers Albert's "dirty" past.
- s06e07 - 1976-03-21 - The Seven Steptoerai
- Albert gets assistance from the over 65 kung-fu club, when local villain Frankie Barrow, starts a protection racket.
- s06e08 - 1976-03-28 - Seance in a Wet Rag and Bone Yard
- Clairvoyant Madame Fontana at Albert's request holds a seance at the Steptoes.
- s06eSP - 1976-12-25 - Away for Christmas - Christmas Special
- Harold's last attempt to get away abroad for his Christmas Holiday, but he has a cunning plan in mind.