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Series 1
s01e01 - 1985-07-20 - Later On In Our Sports Feature
Complete the slogan on page 107 and win a first prize of one million pounds. Second prize: life-size models of Andy Hamilton and Nick Revell with Amanda Swift and Jasper Jacob Third prize: autographed scripts by Andy Hamilton and Nick Revell. Booby prize: producer Paul Mayhew-Archer

s01e02 - 1985-07-27 - Tulula Blaze Remembers Ivor Novello
You could win £1 million by completing this sentence: "If I win a million pounds I will give it away to Andy Hamilton, Nick Revell, and....". Cheque presented by Penelope Nice and Jasper Jacob. Cheque written by Andy Hamilton and Nick Revell. Competition judge Paul Mayhew-Archer, whose decision is final and totally unfair

s01e03 - 1985-08-03 - Drinking & Driving Foreign Diplomat
And already we've given away One Million Pounds to four lucky people. They are Andy Hamilton. Nick Revell Penelope Nice and Jasper Jacob who received their performing fee from the producer, Paul Mayhew-Archer

s01e04 - 1985-08-10 - Now A Look Ahead To Monday On Radio 4 - Fame - Quite Well Respected
Yes! You too can receive one million pounds. Just send this billing, three milk bottle tops and ten original Rembrandts to Writer/Presenters Andy Hamilton and Nick Revell, assisted by Penelope Nice and Jasper Jacob, not assisted by producer Paul Mayhew-Archer

s01e05 - 1985-08-17 -
This week a special birthday draw. You too could win one million pounds if your birthday falls between 1 March 1935 and 28 February 1955, and you're still under 30 years of age. Winners announced by Writers/Presenters Andy Hamilton and Nick Revell, congratulated by performers Penelope Nice and Jasper Jacob, and mugged by producer Paul Mayhew-Archer


Series 2
s02e01 - 1986-08-29 - How Come Nostradamus Never Won The Pools
For the next eight weeks Andy Hamilton, Nick Revell, Felicity Montagu and Harry Enfield bring you the show in which a lucky listener will receive one million pounds. Producer Paul Mayhew Archer (that lucky listener)

s02e02 - 1986-09-05 - Government New Aid Scheme For Small Business
On 7 July 1984 Ricky Dessinopoulos squandered £984,700 in just 28 minutes on the roulette wheel. Now Andy Hamilton, Nick Revell, Felicity Montagu and Harry Enfield will break that record in the most expensive show on radio.

s02e03 - 1986-09-12 - Astronaut Mugged In Space
Remember: this show may cost a million pounds but that only represents 40p on your licence fee. Producer Cecil B. de Mayhew-Archer

s02e04 - 1986-09-19 - Third Test At Lords
Andy Hamilton, Nick Revell, Felicity Montagu and Harry Enfield bring you another fun-filled half hour from their tax haven in the West Indies. Producer Paul Mayhew-Archer, BBC Barbados

s02e05 - 1986-09-26 - Eta Terrorist Bomb Campaign
The Two Million Pound Radio Show. An inflationary edition written and presented by Andy Hamilton and Nick Revell, with Felicity Montagu and Harry Enfield

s02e06 - 1986-10-03 - Rupert Murdoch: Sun Goes Upmarket
Win a million pounds by re-arranging these names to form a cast list: NickHamiltu, Andy Revellen, Harry Montagon, and Felicity Field. Send your answers together with two Radio Times covers in an s.a.e. (the stamps must be Penny Blacks) to: [address removed](Competition closes 20 Sept 1986)

s02e07 - 1986-10-10 - Leonardo da Vinci
The 700 Million Billion Lira Radio Show. A special European edition of The Million Pound Radio Show with Andy Hamilton, Nick Revell, Morwenna Banks and Harry Enfield

s02e08 - 1986-10-17 - Shipping Forecast
The money finally runs out for Andy Hamilton, Nick Revell, Felicity Montagu and Harry Enfield. Contributions to the next series (large denominations only) to be sent to: Producer Paul Mayhew-Archer


Series 3
A laugh a minute at £l,000 a second. Written and presented by Andy Hamilton and Nick Revell, with Felicity Montagu and Harry Enfield. Producer (in the BBC's Fiji Studios) Paul Mayhew-Archer
s03e01 - 1987-10-03 - The Man Who Didn't Belong
s03e02 - 1987-10-10 - The Man Who Changed
s03e03 - 1987-10-17 - They Came From All Good Stores
s03e04 - 1987-10-24 - The Devil's Disciples
s03e05 - 1987-10-31 - Invaders From The Planet Dull
s03e06 - 1987-11-07 - Journey To The Centre Of The Brain

Series 4
s04e01 - 1989-03-18 - Page 3 Girl
Dear Mr... Many thanks for writing to Feedback and asking for a new series of The Million-Pound Radio Show. Here it is. As usual it is written and presented by Andy Hamilton and Nick Revell, and features Jasper Jacob and Lesley Sharp. We will send you the bill in due course. Yours sincerely, Paul Mayhew-Archer (Producer)

s04e02 - 1989-03-25 - Guest Will Be Bros
Since this programme is broadcast at the late hour of 11.30pm, the cast (Andy Hamilton, Nick Revell, Lesley Sharp and Jasper Jacob) have invoked Equity ruling 35, clause C, Namely: "The cast shall refuse to continue performing should they at any point outnumber the listeners."

s04e03 - 1989-04-01 - European onion threat and a whale of a time with Moby Dick
Dear Marmaduke, no, this series does not cost a million pounds - only nine-tenths of that. Lots of love, Andy, Nick, Felicity, Jasper and Paul.

s04e04 - 1989-04-08 - Buckingham Palace revelations and government food advice
Written and presented by the same old team as always, and if you don't know who they are by now I'm certainly not going to tell you. Same producer, too.

s04e05 - 1989-04-15 - The secret of Stonehenge, and the day truth broke out
Written and presented by Andy Mayhew-Hamilton and Nick Mayhew-Revell, and featuring Felicity Mayhew-Montagu and Jasper Mayhew-Jacob-Mayhew. Producer Paul Archer.

s04e06 - 1989-04-22 - A flagship Ronald Ambrose Lecture and poorly Andy's NHS choices
Last programme in the series.

s04eSP1 - 1989-12-28 - Christmas Special
The Million Pound Radio Show Pantomime. Starring Andy Hamilton and Nick Revell, and some small round bits of plastic as Buttons. With Felicity Montagu and Jasper Jacob.

s04eSP2 - 1990-06-23 - World Cup Special

Series 5
s05e01 - 1991-07-27 - First in the series - This is the episode that contains the famous Pirate Sketch
s05e02 - 1991-08-03 -
s05e03 - 1991-08-10 -
s05e04 - 1991-08-17 -
s05e05 - 1991-08-24 - This is the episode that starts with the infamous Thomas the Tank Engine sketch!
s05e06 - 1991-08-31 - Last in the series
s05eSP2 - 1992-04-09 - Election Special
The Million Pound Radio Show Election Special. Who will be living in No 10 tomorrow? Sadly a politician. Andy Hamilton and Nick Revell try not to get too depressed about it.

s05eSP3 - 1992-10-13 - Columbus Special
The Million Pound Radio Show Columbus Special. Andy Hamilton and Nick Revell look at the history of America, and pay tribute to the country which has given us... well, nothing really.

s05eSP4 - 1994-12-24 - State of the Nation Special
State of the Nation Special. Crime, poverty, recession, unemployment... Happy New Year.

s05eSP5 - 1996-04-11 - Millennium Special
The Million Pound Radio Show Millennium Special. A look back at the great turning points of the last 1,000 years: Peking 1368, Wittenburg 1517, Sarajevo 1914 and Wembley 1996.