- Series 1
- Recorded at The Stand Comedy Club, Edinburgh
- s01e01 - 2015-05-12 - Bank Robbers and Cats
- A bank robber, and his cat called Edward
- s01e02 - 2015-05-19 - Chomsky, Marks and Brustwarts
- Teaching, and a run-in with a hen night.
- s01e03 - 2015-05-26 - Jokes for Pubs and Clubs
- Darts, and avoiding trouble when worse for wear.
- s01e04 - 2015-06-02 - The Feckless Youth - Missing
- A disengaged charity worker, and an expensive-looking carrier bag
- Series 2
- Recorded at The Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow
- s02e01 - 2017-08-23 - Edward Goes to the Vet
- Edward, John's much-loved cat, faces a trip to the vet.
- s02e02 - 2017-08-30 - Edward Gets Protection
- John takes the vet's advice to get a companion or, more accurately, a "cat bouncer" - to take care of Edward.
- s02e03 - 2017-09-06 - The Phone Call
- John discovers that switching his electricity provider is not as easy as he'd imagined.
- s02e04 - 2017-09-13 - A Visit to the Doctor
- Edward the cat is off the hook. Now it's John's turn for an unwelcome medical prodding.
- Series 3
- s03e01 - 2018-05-16 - How I Became a Comedian
- John asks how did a handsome grammar school boy find himself in the dark and foreboding world of stand-up?
- s03e02 - 2018-05-23 - How I Became Bereaved
- John ponders his feelings on the loss of a loved one. Counselling to aid his grief goes as you might well expect.
- s03e03 - 2018-05-30 - How I Became Seen and Heard
- John muses over the proverb "Children should be seen and not heard", and looks back at his own childhood.
- s03e04 - 2018-06-06 - How I Proved God's Existence
- John debates the nature of deities and the apparent contradictions that God's existence holds with science.
- Series 4
- s04e01 - 2019-08-07 - Jeffrey, the Jack Russell
- John welcomes a new member to the family who needs to learn how to behave himself.
- s04e02 - 2019-08-14 - Britain's Most Expensive Mouse
- John, always a stickler for the rules and details, puts consumer law to the test.
- s04e03 - 2019-08-21 - Time, Gentlemen Please
- This week finds John in a ponderous mood, contemplating life as time goes by.
- s04e04 - 2019-08-28 - The Different Dog
- John takes to the stage with his trials of modern life.
- Series 5
- s05e01 - 2022-01-26 - New For Old
- John is baffled by his neighbourhood quibbles.
- s05e02 - 2022-02-02 - The Process of Ageing
- John meets his younger self to warn him about the pitfalls of the future.
- s05e03 - 2022-02-09 - Speaking in Public
- John looks at how public speaking has shaped things for the country.
- s05e04 - 2022-02-15 - Public Information
- John is of an age to be invited to start sending samples through the post.