- Series 1
- s01e01 - 2007-10-01 - Raising Keenan
- Ramesh is keen that young tearaway Keenan has good male role models. His solution is to engineer a meeting with potential suitors for Keenan's mum.
- s01e02 - 2007-10-08 - The De-Magowarning of Ramesh
- Ramesh is delighted as he teaches his son Sanjay some of the finer arts of shopkeeping. But is his eagerness only because he wants to borrow his dad's Merc?
- s01e03 - 2007-10-15 - Wall of Crisps
- A new corn and maize-based snack sparks trouble in the corner shop.
- s01e04 - 2007-10-22 - Build the Titanic
- Corner shop customer Mrs Muirhead's part-work magazine model ship faces stormy waters.
- s01e05 - 2007-10-29 - The Festival of Maltodextrin
- Ramesh concocts a fake religious festival to shift unsold fireworks.
- s01e06 - 2007-11-05 - January, February
- Trouble brews when Ramesh agrees to let a member of the UKRP ("United Kingdom Racist Party") put a poster up in his shop window, but Ramesh has the last laugh.
- Series 2
- s02e01 - 2008-11-14 - Beansy, Beansy, Beansy, Beansy, Beansy
- Ramesh and Dave come to the rescue after a number of local cats go missing.
- s02e02 - 2008-11-21 - Skeletor Attack
- Ramesh's life is turned upside down when an elderly and despised aunt turns up uninvited. (featuring Nina Wadia as Skeletor)
- s02e03 - 2008-11-28 - Rameshtonite
- Trouble looms for Ramesh as his banter-nemesis Tom Skilliter re-appears after 20 years.
- s02e04 - 2008-12-05 - All the Best
- Lenzie turns feral after Ramesh sells cards with abusive messages to the locals.
- s02e05 - 2008-12-12 - Cousin Wacko
- Ramesh's nephew arrives from India, complete with impressive shopkeeping skills, much to Alok's disgust.
- s02e06 - 2008-12-19 - Confectionery McEnroe
- Tensions run high as Ramesh gears up for the Shopkeeper of the Year award.
- Series 3
- s03e01 - 2010-02-10 - Jack Black's Black Jacks
- Sanjay finds a girlfriend and embraces the arts, much to Ramesh and Dave's amusement.
- s03e02 - 2010-02-17 - Mr Majhu Goes to Lenzie
- Ramesh inadvertently enters the murky world of Lenzie politics.
- s03e03 - 2010-02-24 - The Wrath of Khan
- The delicate eco-balance of the shop is at stake as Ramesh caves to Alok's idea of installing a slush machine.
- s03e04 - 2010-03-03 - The Lenzie Splicer
- Dave is thrown into turmoil after an old school friend appears in the shop.
- s03e05 - 2010-03-10 - Bacon Punctuation
- The future of the shop's much-loved 'Wall of Crisps' comes under threat.
- s03e06 - 2010-03-17 - The Fall of Phallon and the Rise of Bugatox
- Ramesh takes it upon himself to reunite a local couple who have split up.
- Series 4
- s04e01 - 2011-04-04 - Foam Wizards
- Ramesh and Alok go head-to-head in a sweetie design competition.
- s04e02 - 2011-04-11 - Pennywise Empire
- Alok announces his sudden engagement to Siddiqua, the daughter of the owner of the local Pennywise retail empire and shop rival to Ramesh. But is it love that is driving Alok, or the promise of a gadget-filled backshop?
- s04e03 - 2011-04-18 - The Bewerdine Spectrum
- Sanjay causes chaos in Lenzie when he starts work experience at the local paper.
- s04e04 - 2011-04-25 - Evil Narbara
- The local traders are in revolt after a rowdy party shop opens in Lenzie.
- s04e05 - 2011-05-02 - Ayabassa Alan
- The new dance craze of Ayabassa sweeps Lenzie, and Dave finds a new friend.
- s04e06 - 2011-05-09 - Ramesh 50th
- Dave and the boys organise a surprise 50th birthday party for Ramesh, but will Sanjay manage to keep his trap closed long enough without spilling the beans before the big day?
- Series 5
- s05e01 - 2012-08-06 - Hovering Chops
- The arrival of a new butcher's shop causes strife in the traders' community.
- s05e02 - 2012-10-03 - General Whitesnake Demeanour
- The new priest in Lenzie, Father Green, is under scrutiny from the bishop. Note: Father Neil Green was named after long time fan of the show Neil Green.
- s05e03 - 2012-10-10 - Effervescent Members
- Local headmistress Mrs Temple tackles Ramesh over a new range of sweets.
- s05e04 - 2012-10-17 - Carnaptious Scroosh
- Mrs Birkett locks horns with Lovely Sue, while Alok and Sanjay find a new cool friend.
- s05e05 - 2012-10-24 - Turn Around Dave Eyes
- Dave starts chatting online and Ramesh has a wobble about an upcoming date.
- s05e06 - 2012-10-31 - Meter Reading Chic
- Ramesh decides it is time to ponder retirement from the corner shop game.
- Series 6
- s06e01 - 2016-04-18 - Chickpea Landslide
- Ramesh's girlfriend opens a food bank in Lenzie, but she has got competition
- s06e02 - 2016-04-25 - Schrodinger's Birkenstock Interface Situation
- A church-organised community choir-off results in a Fifa-esque bribery scandal.
- s06e03 - 2016-05-02 - Glamper, Camper, Pamper, Hamper
- Keenan discovers a talent at Badminton and becomes a local Lenziden hero.
- s06e04 - 2016-05-09 - Crispquilibrium
- The Wall of Crisps is embroiled in a political scandal.
- s06e05 - 2016-05-16 - Downton Abbey Voice Changer Helmet
- Mutton Jeff finds love. The only hiccup - she's a vegan.
- s06e06 - 2016-05-23 - Operation Voldemort Scrape-Away
- Ramesh and Malcolm's relationship moves up a gear which prompts Dave to try online dating.
- Series 7
- s07e01 - 2017-08-28 - Burger, Burger, Burger, Burger, Burger
- In this opening episode, we pick up on Dave's relationship with his best friend Lesley (Simon Greenall). Does Dave see a future in the friendship, and what does Lenzie think of his blossoming bromance?
- s07e02 - 2017-09-04 - Wizardy Lizardy Gubbins
- Local psychic and futurologist Keith Futures (Greg McHugh) finds it hard to find a buyer for his Komodo Dragon. Meanwhile, Mrs Birkett mourns the passing of her beloved cat, Biscuits.
- s07e03 - 2017-09-11 - Cumulus Nimbus
- Alok's former best friend at school returns to Lenzie to host a film audition. Fraser Linlithgow (Sean Biggerstaff) is now a big hit in Hollywood, and Alok is keen to cash in on his fame.
- s07e04 - 2017-09-18 - Begrudging a Crunchie
- Malcolm surprises Ramesh by announcing she wants to become a Foster carer.
- Series 8
- s08e01 - 2018-08-15 - A Song for Lenzie
- Ramesh discovers to his horror that Sanjay hasn't been entirely truthful about his college education after The Bish spots him busking in East Kilbride.
- s08e02 - 2018-08-22 - The Rubington's Doobrery
- Ramesh gets his fiancé Malcolm jealous when it's revealed that the Cash and Carry promotions manager, Helena, fancies him.
- s08e03 - 2018-08-29 - Lenzie Has Fallen
- Mrs Birkett raises suspicions about the source of a lurgy outbreak in Lenzie and starts to point an accusing finger at Hilly.
- s08e04 - 2018-09-05 - Ladychase
- The local Provost for Lenzie needs help to raise funds to create a tourist attraction for the town.
- Series 9
- s09e01 - 2020-06-19 - Hamster Gamut
- Ramesh is delighted that the new Lenzie House Of Wax is proving a hit as stock has been flying off the shelves. But not everyone is happy with the number of visitors to the town.
- s09e02 - 2020-06-26 - Bishop's Finger
- Ramesh gets jealous after his fiancée Malcolm gets closer to Lenzie's new Hipster butcher, Nathan Laser, after he sponsors her new women’s football team.
- s09e03 - 2018-07-03 - The Mike Leigh Theory
- Dave introduces his new girlfriend Margot, but not everyone is convinced.
- s09e04 - 2020-07-10 - Soup Murder
- Ramesh and Malcolm’s wedding day plans upset a few people, including Sanjay who wants to perform at the reception with his new horrible band.
- Series 10
- s10e01 - 2022-02-04 - Racismpallooza
- Ramesh tries to help Mrs Birkett who is being pursued by the immigration services.
- s10e02 - 2022-02-11 - Jeff Capes Five Egger
- Dave tries to make friends with Pummie, his food delivery driver - but has he crossed the customer/delivery driver friend line?
- s10e03 - 2022-02-18 - Full Five Pencil Belter
- Jemima Rocking-Horse, the new curator of the Lenzie House of Wax, is angry that Fags, Mags & Bags is taking their trade away.
- s10e04 - 2022-02-25 - Florence Flouncingtons Who Lives In Flouncingtons Quadrant On the Flouncingtons Estate
- Sanjay causes a bit of gossip amongst the Lenzidens as he helps his best mate Grebo with a secret mission.